Russian Idioms
or why pigs don't fly in Russia
Idioms, or figures of speech are culturally based.
I was first alerted to this when a Russian friend read a fanfic in which
Chekov said "When pigs fly." He laughed so hard he cried. Apparently, the
closest a Russian could come to that American idiom is to say "when pork
chops grow wings"...and I am told he'd immediately be institutionalized.
So here, for our non-Russian friends, are some of the ways that Russians
say things to each other....
EVERYDAY IDIOMS                                MEANING

Comrade                                        NEVER, NEVER USE THIS IDIOM        
Uncultured  nekulturny                             The worst insult you can call a Russian
Great Patriotic War                                      World War II
The wine was drunk                                       They’re engaged
General Winter                   The Russian winter (which has defeated her enemies)
White Flies                                                   Snow flurries
You can’t even ask him for snow in winter        He’s cheap
He lacks only bird’s milk                                He has it all
To meet                                                        To date
Teasing the loo                                              Vomiting
To have a little cure                         To cure a hangover by drinking pickle juice
I am listening to you                                      How Russians answer the telephone
You didn’t land where you expected                You have the wrong number
Put behind the collar                                     To drink
In the situation                                             Pregnant
Women of easy behavior                                Prostitutes
Cloak and dagger knights                               Secret service
Guard of order                                             Policeman
Sharks of the plume                                      Journalists
Unclean handed                                             Corrupt
To settle accounts with life                           To commit suicide
Very remote places                                       Prison
Not so very remote places                             Bathroom
The stronger sex                                           Men
The best part of humanity                             Women
The strong of the world                                 Wealthy or powerful people
We are still warring                                      We’re not done yet
I’m done warring                                           I give up
His mouth has stretched up to his ears            He’s very happy
Laugh from the bottom of your soul                Thoroughly enjoy yourself
He blew up from laughter                              He was hysterical with laughter
I don’t need your valuable directives              Don’t tell me what to do
When I am eating, I am deaf and dumb           I can't do two things at once
Despicable metal                                          Money
Bitter! Gorko!                                              Request for bride and groom to kiss
A command                                                   A toast
Go and chase the wind in the field                  Take a hike
My cat watches you while you eat        Be careful, you don't know who's watching
You’re a real muzhik                                     You’re ignorant/uncultured
The green serpent                                        Drinking to excess
You’re a New Russian           You’re ignorant, greedy, lack taste and common sense
The rain is like a wall                                    It’s a downpour
He’s wearing the latest fashions                     He’s a thief
It’s raining as if from a bucket                     It’s raining cats and dogs
It’s like thunder admist a clear sky               Warning of trouble not yet seen
To grow like mushrooms after rain                To multiply quickly
It’s a mushroom rain                                     A fruitful endeavor
My tubes are burning                                   I have a hangover
He’s never been caught drunk, but he does drink water in the mornings
                                             
  He has a lot of hangovers
I got drunk with honey, but recovered by way of tears  I had a hangover
I have a hangover from someone else’s party
                                               
Paying for someone else’s mistake
You don’t go to Tula with your own wife         You don’t take sand to the beach
You are shining like a samovar                       You’re beautiful/ you’re glowing
Leave like an American                                 Hide an early departure, sneak out
Please to the table                                        Come and eat
How is your normal doing?                             How are you?
Your hands are too short                               You’ve got no hope in hell
Don’t put your finger in their mouth               Don’t mess with them
There are seven Fridays in their week  
                                    
They don't know if they’re a man or woman
We’ve touched each other’s souls                    We’re very close friends
Like milk from a goat                                    Like getting blood from a stone
Here’s where the dog is buried                      This is the root of the problem
It’s like a cow licked them away                    They’ve dissolved into thin air
Like herrings in a barrel                               Completely packed
Full cup                                                       Living in the lap of luxury
You’ll break your tongue                               This is impossible to pronounce
Underwater rocks                                         Unexpected problems
Our personalities didn’t come together           We’re just too different
Put your money away, it’s my shout                 I’ll pick up the tab
Laughing through tears                                 Being happy despite being miserable
Another time of troubles         Like complaining about “the current Viking threat”
Demyan’s Fish Soup                                     Being forced to eat against your will
We’ll have to see what we can do                    I disagree with you
A million rubles on a small plate with a blue border       
                                                
Having your cake and eating it too
He can’t even get fish from a pond                 He’s useless
It’s like fish hitting ice                                 It’s a hopeless endeavor
Puppy, Birdie (said to an adult man)               Useless, retarded, emasculated runt
He was blown away by the wind
Let’s not fight for cleanliness, let’s just mop the floor        
They have been waiting for an answer like the nightingale waits for summer
You look like a cucumber
Call me a hot pot if you want, but don’t put me in the oven
The bit in their brain that controls a Russian’s legs is connected to their tongues
              
They can’t walk and talk seriously at the same time


MILITARY IDIOMS

It’s a poor soldier who never dreams of being a general
                                               
Everyone should have ambitions
Dig from the fence until lunchtime                 Do it until it's time to quit
Grandfather                                        Person in  second year of military service
Put in the lip                                                Put in the guardhouse or brig
Ingest food                                                  Eat
Time for ingesting food                                 Lunchtime
Shrapnel                                                      Military gruel
Eliminate the living force of the adversary     Kill people
Left shoulder forward                                  Turn right
Right shoulder forward                                 Turn left
Widen your step                                           Hurry up
Stop trying to look smart, you're an officer
The tanks are in order                                  
Everything is fine
Airplanes come first, girls next                     First things first
The soldier sleeps, but his army service goes on
    
 What’s the point of working if you get paid anyway
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