Season Two
September 15, 1967-March 29, 1968
Amok Time
We’ll have to head directly there at a...Warp 6, Sir.
Insufficient time to stop off at Vulcan
Navigation, Chekov here.
I don’t understand, Captain.
We’re on course for Vulcan, Captain: as per Mr. Spock’s orders.
I think I’m going to get space sick.
Mr. Sulu, you don’t think...
Course already plotted, laying it in.
Sir, bridge: navigation.

Who Mourns For Adonais?
Entering standard orbit around Pollux 4, Sir.
Am I...seeing things?
And I am the Tsar of all the Russias.
Sorry, Captain: I never met a god before.
Whoever he is, he seems to control a remarkable technology.
Captain: the phasers...all the working parts are fused.
Aye, aye, Sir.
There is a repeating occurance of registrations. A regular pulsating pattern
of radiating energy.
Sir, some creatures can generate and control energy with no harm to
themselves. The electric eel on Earth, the giant dry worm of Antos 4, the
fluffy...
The Captain requires complete information.
It would seem most likely, Sir.
Are you alright, Captain?
He disappeared: like the cat in the Russian story.
Cheshire? No, Sir. Minsk, perhaps...
Sir, there is one thing I noticed. Apollo looked very strange when he
disappeared: tired or in pain. I don’t know if it means anything.
And Apollo is gone after attacking you and Mr. Scott. You think, maybe, he’s
off somewhere recharging his energy cells?
Perhaps if I assist?
Twenty two, Sir.

The Changeling
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

Mirror, Mirror
Mirror Chekov:
Coordinates 712 stroke 4, Mr. Sulu.
Deck 5, Sir?
So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the
assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed prime orders of the Empire.
-Screams-

The Apple
Makes me homesick. Just like Russia.
Of course, Doctor, the garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A very nice
place. It must have made Adam and Eve very sad to leave.
What is it, Mr. Spock?
If you insist on worrying, worry about me.
I’ve been wanting to get you in a place like this for a long time.
I was just about to take some readings.
For your information, I have a very high efficiency rating.
What do you want, violins?
Now we are welcome. Awhile ago the whole planet was trying to kill us. Doesn’t
make sense.
Anyplace we can be together is paradise.
I don’t know.
Martha, I don’t know, but if we do have to stay here, would it be so very bad?
Get back in there. Get back in there, NOW. Get back in there.

The Doomsday Machine
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

Catspaw
I am only picking up physical impulses from the three of them. As far as the
instruments can make out, there is nothing else down there that is alive.
They’re gone, Mr. DeSalle. The Captain and the others simply stopped
registering.
I can do it, Sir. I’m not
that green.
Up over 60 degrees in the last 30 seconds.  We’re burning up, Sir.
The temperature is almost back to normal. Dropping down fast.
It’s some kind of a force field, Sir: but nothing like I’ve ever heard of before.
It’s not coming from anywhere, it’s simply all around us.
It will not analyze, Sir.
It was the electrical field we set up, Mr. DeSalle. That dent you wanted. It’s
not much, but it is a start.

I, Mudd
You know this man, Captain?
I think we’re in a lot of trouble.
Oh, yes, thank you.
You’re Alice  183 and you’re Alice  322.
Oh, well, it doesn't matter. You’re both lovely.
What a shame you’re not real.
Oh. I mean real
girls.
You are?
Henry Mudd programed you?
That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous Kulak, Harry Mudd programed you?
This place is even better than Leningrad.
I don’t know, Sir. But it’s a very nice gilded cage.
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, lovely lady. You dance divinely.
Yes, Captain.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Whats next, Captain?

Metamorphosis
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

Journey To Babel
Pavel sits quietly this entire episode.

Friday’s Child
Mr. Scott, I am picking up something on the sensors.
Sir, it seems to be another ship.
It’s just at the edge of our sensor range, Sir. It’s hard to get an exact reading.
The ship’s disappeared, Sir. Gone out of sensor range.
I have it on the sensors.
Tie into my channel, Lt.
Negative, Sir: no debris, no risidual particles, no traces.
It should be on our sensors by now.
Nothing, Sir. If it were destroyed, I’d be picking up definite readings of some
sort.
Nothing.
I know the saying: it was invented in Russia.
Mr. Scott, sensors picking up a vessel ahead. Cutting across our path.
It’s an alien, Sir. A configuration...Klingon warship, taking position directly in
our path.

The Deadly Years
-screams-
Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain!
A man, Sir. In there: a dead man.
Promises.
Some more blood, Chekov. The needle won’t hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt,
Chekov. Roll over, Chekov. Breathe deeply, Chekov. Blood sample, Chekov.
Marrow sample, Chekov. If... if I live long enough, I’ll run out of samples.
Oh, yes, I’ll live: but I won’t enjoy it.
That’s what you said the last time.
Yes.
Commodore Stocker, what are your orders?
Sir, the Romulans do not take captives.

Obsession
Nothing, Sir. Continuing to scan.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
We’ve run a full scan of both places.
Continuing to scan, Sir. No unusual readings.
Bridge to Captain: come in.
I have a reading on the...whatever it is, Captain. Leaving the planet’s surface
and heading into space.
.04 lightyears ahead, but our phasers won’t reach it, Sir.
Magnification 12. There, Sir. I’ve got it.
Open hatchway in impulse engine 2. Mr. Scott was doing a cleaning of it.
Aye, Sir.
The creature is slowing. It’s down to Warp 2.
I don’t understand. It was outrunning us, Sir.
Phasers show ready, Sir.
It’s come to a full halt, Sir.
Magnification 1.
Withing phaser range, Sir.
Locked on target.
Phasers ineffectual, Sir.
Minimum pattern reading, Sir.
Deflectors up, Sir.
5 seconds to contact.
All hatchways secure.
All lights on the board show green.
Sir, the #2 impulse engine...we have a red light!
Results negative, Captain. The creature has left the ship and is already out of
range. The way that thing can move...I wouldn’t have believed it.
Computed and on the board, Sir.
Ahead full.
1.7 days, Sir.

Wolf In The Fold
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

The Trouble With Tribbles
1 parsec, Sir. Close enough to smell them.
I was making a little joke, Sir.
The area was first mapped by the famous Russian astronomer, Ivan Burkov.
Burke, Sir?  I don’t think so. I’m sure it was...
Oh, Royal Academy, well...
Under the terms of the Organian Peace Treaty, one side or the other must
prove they can develop the area most efficiently.
I remember, once, Peter the Great had a problem like that. He...
Code 1 emergency: that’s a distress call!
Main phasers armed and ready.
But there’s nothing there, just the station.
She wants to shop and I thought I would help her.
Oh, QuadroTrititicale:  I’ve read about this, but I’ve never seen any.
Not everyone sir, it’s a Russian invention.
He won’t bite, will he?
He's eating my grain!
It’s just sitting there.
Bridge to Captain Kirk.
Mr. Baris is waiting on channel 3 to speak to you, Sir.
Aye, Sir. Mr. Baris is coming on.
This is vodka.
Scotch?  It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad.
That Cossack!
But you heard what he called the Captain!
Mr. Scott!
No, Sir, I didn’t.
I don’t know, Sir.

The Gamesters of Triskelion
Standard orbit, Captain.
Captain, what happened?
That was a rough trip.
But, Captain, if we’re not on Gamma 2, then where are we?
Mine too.
Captain, the Enterprise: they will be trying to find us, won’t they?
Nobodys hurt Captain: yet.
You...you have been selected for me?
Chekov.
Chekov.
Oh, pleased...pleased to know you, miss.
That’s very kind of you, miss, but...
This is going to kill our romance.
Cossacks.
Captain...

A Piece of the Action
Pavel sits quietly this entire episode.

The Immunity Syndrome
Captain, I have just completed a full long range scan of the Gamma A-7
system. Its dead.
It’s dead.
Penetration of the zone is 7 seconds, Sir.
Captain, the stars are gone.
Standing by deflectors at full power, Sir.
Aye, Sir. Probe ready for launch, Sir.
Probe launched, Sir.
Yes, Sir. Data being relayed to Mr. Spock.
Magnification 4, Sir.
Sir, Mr. Spock had reduced life support systems to bare minimum!
We’re through, Sir!
Target co-ordinates programed, Sir. Probe ready for launch.
Programming complete. Ready for launch.
Probe confirmed. It is lodged in the nucleus by the chromosome bodies.
We’ll be out in 36.7 minutes.
Captain, metallic substance outside the ship.
57 seconds, Sir.
The organism is destroyed, Sir. The explosion must have ruptured the
membrane and thrown us clear.

A Private Little War
Captain, we’re holding the planet between us and the Klingons. I don’t think
they’ve spotted us.
I can try, Captain.
And, Sir, the fact that Earth took 12 centuries doesn’t mean they had to.
Or machine guns?
They haven’t spotted us yet, Sir. Looks like they’re beaming someone aboard.

Return to Tommorrow
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

Patterns of Force
Pavel sits quietly this entire episode.

By Any Other Name
Something penetrating from the planet.
It’s dead, Sir. All major power is dead.
We’ve jumped to Warp 8.
–heavy sigh–
We----made it.

The Omega Glory
Pavel is off duty during this episode.

The Ultimate Computer
Approaching Alpha Corini ll. ETA, 5 minutes.
Captain, the M-5 unit has already id’d the vessels as Federation starships
Excalibur and Lexington.
Enemy vessel closing with us.
Changing course to 2-8 mark 4-2.
Turning to 113 mark 5. Warp 4 speed.
Moving back to original course and speed.
Speed increasing to Warp 3, Captain.
Going to Warp 4, Sir.
Returning to original course and speed.
Chekov here, Sir.
Sir, G-95 system seems dead. All indicators are dark.
Sir, deflector shields just came on. Speed increasing to Warp 4.
Turning now, Sir.
Closing on the Lexington, Sir. The Hood and the Potempkin are moving off.
Excelsior is moving away, Sir. We’re increasing speed to follow.
Coming to a new course, Sir. Bearing on the Potempkin.
Captain, the ships are coming within range again.
Sir, deflector shields have dropped.
I’ve been updating that course for hours.

Bread and Circuses
Computed and on the board, Sir.
Only 1/16th parsec away, Captain. We should be there in seconds.
Coming up on th planet, Captain
Definitely Class M. Somewhat similar to Earth.
That make take some time.
Aye, Sir.

Assisgnment: Earth
Pavel sits quietly this entire episode.
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